Career Confusion

So I was taking this career test and it asks what area you want to work in, okay understandable though frustrating, but then it asks the specific area. How am I supposed to know that if I am taking the fucking test?

Well I already know I want to become a Medical Assistant and then something worth more cash. Medical Assistants in the south make about $26,000 a year. Very good compared to what I am making now, obviously. Still I want something earning me a huge pay check of AT LEAST $60,000. Though I want to find something making me $100,000. I want to be very comfortable but not ridiculously rich because the majority of rich people are fucking assholes. Okay I take that back, generalizing is always wrong. But still, I've met few rich folk who are good people.

I think I've found what I want. Anesthesiologist Assistant. $95,000-$100,000. SWEET!!!

As I have said, or maybe I haven't. I had been considering a career as an actual Anesthesiologist for quite a while, but I am concerned as to whether or not I will be up to all the studying, so I am still not sure about this until I actually get to school. And of course everyone is incredibly doubtful in the worst way.

Anesthesiologist Assistant Career Description: Anesthesiologist assistants (AAs) are members of the anesthesia care team who have completed an accredited academic and clinical training program. The Anesthesiologist Assistant works under the direct supervision of an Anesthesiologist, and administers various forms of anesthetics to patients undergoing surgery. The Anesthesiologist Assistant responsibilities may include:

* Pretesting and calibrating of anesthesia delivery systems and monitors
* Collecting preoperative data and performing physical examinations
* Inserting venous, arterial and other invasive catheters
* Any duties which encompass assistance of the implementation of the anesthetic plan as prescribed by the anesthesiologist
* Airway management including intubation, fiber optics
* Making anesthetic adjustments using intraoperative monitoring modalities
* Providing safe transition from operating room to recovery area
* Performing functions in the intensive care unit and pain clinic
* Participating in administrative affairs, research and clinical instruction

Wow, that sounds scary as Hell lol. Still incredibly interesting and very well paid. I am wondering, though, how long it will take. I would need 2,500 hours it says. How long is that college and uni wise? Hmm, must seek more info!

Oh shit, there's only four schools for AA's, and non are in Texas! Wtf?! Gah! I need help :'(

Well Surgical Assistants are well paid, about $51,000. I think I am gonna have to go into Medical Degree, M.D bitches. I must, it's the only way I can become so paid. I know a girl whose becoming a doctor, probably a neurologist she says, and she can't even read any books until spring break because shes so busy studying. Ugh, I wish I could be studying now. UGH WTF BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!

I am angry at myself, I want to be better, smarter, etc., I need training!

Loves guys and gals!
Imp C